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Feb 7 2010 Sunday Sun

“I TOTALLY refute the charges and will vigorously defend myself against them. I have never claimed more in expenses than I have spent in the course of my duties.“ – LORD HANNINGFIELD on being charged over his expenses claims.

“I JUST think the state of British politics is abhorrent.“ – Royle Family actor RICKY TOMLINSON, reportedly considering standing in the General Election.

“WE all seek love and passion but we don’t want to have to catch two buses. When John Terry got the urge, he didn’t even get to Burger King. It had to be someone whose number was already in his phone“ – Entertainer FRANK SKINNER, pictured.

“HE is the manager of Portsmouth. Do you know how tough that is? He’s a great manager stuck in a crappy team. He works so hard he needs two massages a day, and from two women, not one.“ – TZOFIT GRANT, wife of Avram Grant, manager of Portsmouth FC, defending his visits to a massage parlour.

“AS an audience member myself, watching a film, let’s say I don’t want to see a lot of old people wittering on. I want to see youth and beauty because, like any art form, you want it to be beautiful and wonderful.“ – Actress ELAINE PAIGE.

“BECAUSE I’m just phoney. It’s a lot easier. And I’ll probably still be looking like a silly little thing if I live to 90.“ – Singer DOLLY PARTON, pictured, when asked how she kept her figure.