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No business like . .

LADIES and gentlemen, presenting for your entertainment, the biggest star in pantomime. Put your hands together for . . . David Abrahams.

What a bizarre performance when he put in a public appearance for charity at Hexham in Northumberland for an old friend.

To the embarrassment of those at the event — and the joy of those who watched the video — he said it was in memory of a girl who died . . . when she was very definitely alive!

A new career beckons because Mr Abrahams was definitely the star in a political panto and should be given the chance to hone his skills.