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Bongo gone . . now for Fudge!

Jun 8 2008 by Ian Robson, Sunday Sun

BUSKER Graeme Conway and his bongo drums have been banned from Newcastle because he’s too noisy.

Yippee! Anything to make the streets quieter is OK by me.

But why stop at Conway? Newcastle Council may like to turn their attention to Dave Fudge.

He’s the bloke often seen at Metro stations yelling at the top of his voice, playing what passes for music, and holding a sign saying I Love Dave Fudge.

And while they’re at it, I wouldn’t mind relocating the music store Zavvi and its in-your-face “background” music to somewhere more appropriate.

Like the middle of the North Sea.

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