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Brand-new piece of stupidity

WOULDN’T it have been hilarious if Russell Brand had been prosecuted for wasting police time over his pathetic hoax call?

The so-called comedian rang an emergency line last Saturday while on stage in Northampton claiming to have information about a spate of sexual assaults in the town.

To the amusement of his fans — who are clearly easily pleased — Brand told the operator he’d seen a man who fitted the description of the attacker and that he “looked like Timmy Mallet”.

Whether or not Brand’s routine was funny is not the issue here. I’m a staunch defender of humour having no taboos.

But pranks like this can prevent genuine callers from getting through, putting lives at risk. And that really is no laughing matter.