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Cheers for Britney Spears

FORGET the Hollywood Walk of Fame or Madam Tussaud’s, Britney Spears has been immortalised in a far more fitting way.

The troubled pop singer’s name has been listed in the new Oxford Dictionary of Modern Slang . . . as cockney rhyming slang for beers.

So, if listening to too much Britney gives you a headache, now you know why.

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Madonna is stark raving Madge

WITH young children, it’s important to be firm but fair. However, some parents have a tendency towards control freakery that’s bordering on insanity. Read

Heart girl Hannah Jones too young to decide

WHILE we’re on the subject of parenting — though on a much more serious note — I’d like to violently shake Andrew and Kirsty Jones to their senses. Read