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Lots in a name

AN internet website that allows you to find anagrams of the rich and famous throws up some interesting results, some funny, others surprisingly fitting.

For example, from Peter Andre we get “a pretender” and Virginia Bottomley can be re-arranged to read “I’m an evil Tory bigot”.

David Cameron offers “random advice” while North actress Denise Welch might be somewhat perturbed to learn that she’s known for her “chewed lines”.

But my favourite by far is an anagram of Dennis Wise . . . “snide swine”.

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Madonna is stark raving Madge

WITH young children, it’s important to be firm but fair. However, some parents have a tendency towards control freakery that’s bordering on insanity. Read

Heart girl Hannah Jones too young to decide

WHILE we’re on the subject of parenting — though on a much more serious note — I’d like to violently shake Andrew and Kirsty Jones to their senses. Read